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[09 Mar 2010|10:48am] |
Ohio St.: Employee kills co-worker, wounds another
Why does this keep fucking happening?! Hey, Mark, where's Obama shitting rainbows and descending on a unicorn and a prayer to bring us all to HappyLand? Thank fuck none of my mortals died, but I'm still pissed off.
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[06 Mar 2010|01:33pm] |
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Oh shit.
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[15 Feb 2010|11:53am] |
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For fuck's sake, Eros. Fucking ridiculous. I didn't get laid yesterday because of your bullshit. on Valentine's fucking Day.
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[25 Dec 2009|10:44pm] |
Coal again. Fucking 'a.
[For Christmas, Dev receives a box containing all the textbooks she will need for next semester. High School, Middle School, Marijuana, Ecstasy, Speed, and Big Tobacco all got $50 Borders gift cards. Mark and James got donkey and elephant beanie babies, respectively. Harvey got a pair of ceramic rainbow cuff links.]
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[06 Nov 2009|12:12pm] |
Will someone please tell me what the fuck I am supposed to do with a class that only takes place in a spring semester that is the fucking prerequisite for a fucking spring class next year? The fucking things these fuckers fucking put me through, it drives me up the fucking wall! My schedule has a fucking bar the size of fucking texas shooting through it and my fucking prof is fucking telling me that I have a fucking gift and what the fuck am I supposed to do with a fucking creative writing major. Fuck.
I need some fucking blow or something, fuck this shit.
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[13 Oct 2009|11:01pm] |
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Co-ed dorms were my greatest invention. This girl named Kelly down the hall keeps coming down to my room with soup. She drew a monocle on my bottle of Tamflu and named it Lord Worthingbottle or something like. And she keeps wearing these shorts that she has to be wearing specifically to visit me, because it's fucking freezing. Love that girl I'm on my last cigarette, though, the little bitch snatched the carton I had under my bed and I'm too weak to make one. I remember when they used to recommend them to cure colds. Good old days, am I right?
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[12 Oct 2009|07:46am] |
Mother fucking flu motherfucker, augh. I miss Jeanette need soup.
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[05 Sep 2009|02:08pm] |
DID YOU
DID YOU KNOW
THE ONLY WAY A CIVIL SOCIERTY CAN CLASSIC NOVLES THAT TO SAY ABOUT STAGES OF LIFE NEW INTERNATIONALY VERSION
THEY LIVED WITH EVERYHING THEY WANTED AND SHE LIKED OLD WOMEN OF SIN IS DEATH
LORD OF THE WHOLE WOOD AND EM HE ALMOST DESERVED IT WRITE IN FORMAL NOTATION EXTEMPORATIOUS
IS HOW I AM REPAID INTO THE NURSING PROGRAM IN THIS ECONOMY
WOULD JUST BE A WHOLE BUNCH OF IRONS AND IRONING PEDS FR TEA
WILL ROUNDS DECIMALS TO MEAKE SEXTION 0.2
COMPANITES INTERESTED IN REVIVING LONG LOST WORKS HAVE EMPLOYED DANCE RESEARCHERS AND THE VOYWAGE OF CANDIDE
SO PERVERSELY HAD THRUST ITSELF INTO THE SCGIGGLY GROSS-DRESSINB GOATISH ADOLESCEN
IN YOUR RESIDENCE HALL OR COTTAGE BY THE CHOLINE WILL NOTIVY
SOME COURSES REGISTER GERISTER REGISTER GREGISTER
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[21 Aug 2009|05:00pm] |
FROSH WEEK
HELL MOTHERFUCKING YES
WHERE ARE MY PANTS
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[23 Jul 2009|11:50pm] |
Finally, July is almost over. So many cute high school seniors panicking over lil' ole me, it's enough to warm my little black heart. I think I'll get out of the environmental engineering major this year. I always had Jeanette's mind to fish around in for homework, but now she's in New Hampshire and she doesn't remember me anymore, so there goes that. Maybe I'll latch onto International Studies, my new little mortal friend's got herself hooked into that. 'Course, she goes to some silly dinky school, so maybe not. I'll just major in Liberal Arts, or psychology again. It's not like I ever graduate anyway.
Gaaaaah, summer is so fucking boring, I wish something exciting would fucking happen already. I can't even get my jollies out of trolling for phone numbers at Obama rallies anymore 'cause the bastard went and got himself elected. I can't even get excited about Video Games and Wiki being in town, what's the point? There's no essays to distract myself from, yet. Wish more people took summer classes.
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[01 Jun 2009|06:43pm] |
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( Zeus )
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[27 May 2009|02:24pm] |
It was as if several million voices cried out together, and then gradually rose to an ear-shattering crescendo. In my head. Godspeed, Obi-Wan, you bastard, you never had to deal with this.
Somebody kill me.
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[14 May 2009|06:52am] |
MARK. YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY TEMPLES.
THIS IS BULLSHIT
Get this Cicilline guy in line, damnit. Nobody even fucking WANTS TO GO TO RHODE ISLAND IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE. Bull-fucking-shit, I say. You keep your damn taxes off of my kids, you fucker. STAY OUT OF MY POCKETS. MINE. MOTHER. FUCKER. I GAVE YOU THIS COUNTRY. I gave your fucking naive wunderkin my KIDS, MAN. MINE. STAY OUT.
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[04 May 2009|05:47pm] |
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Adonis, did you know that you're in that book about sunsets?
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[03 May 2009|12:52pm] |
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( Glibt )
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[30 Apr 2009|11:27am] |
I hope whoever it is that took College home from whatever party he was at last night is happy with themselves. He's passed out on his bed and I'm pretty much sure that he's ODed. This is, what? The third time this year? My mother was right about him.
Then again, he is pretty cute when he's sleeping.
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